英语笑话:how to use Photoshop

　　"Someone at the White House made a big mistake yesterday. They flew Air Force One right over the city of New York, which scared the hell out of a lot of people. Thousands of people panicked. Some of them even evacuated their office buildings, and it was all because they wanted to get a picture of the President's plane next to the Statue of the Liberty. We have the first president ever who can use Facebook, but his staff does not know how to use Photoshop." --Jimmy Kimmel

　　“昨天白宫犯了一个大错。他们让空军一号在纽约低空飞过，把老百姓吓坏了。数千人惊慌失措。甚至有人逃离了办公室，结果却只是因为他们想要一张总统的飞机在自由女神像旁边的照片。我们有了第一个会用Facebook的总统，但是他的下属却不知道怎么用Photoshop。”——吉米·卡莫

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