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  英语笑话;be president again

  "Texas Governor Rick Perry said the state of Texas could secede from the Union if it wanted to. Is that what we need, another foreign country on our southern border speaking a language we don't understand? Come on! Former President Bush wasted no time responding to this. He said, 'Wow, does that mean I get to be president again?'" --Jay Leno

  “德克萨斯的州长瑞克·派瑞曾说只要德克萨斯州想要脱离联邦就应该可以这么做。这是咱们想要的吗?在南部边境的另外一个国家,说着咱们都听不懂的话?拜托!前总统布什根本没浪费时间马上就做出了回应。他说,‘哇哦,那是不是说我又要当总统啦?’”——杰·雷诺

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