英语笑话:Who was fighting

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

　　弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架?

　　妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

　　弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

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