英语笑话:there any more

　　The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　Lightning

　　Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

　　Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

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