英语笑话:Doctor's Orders

　　Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

　　Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

　　Brown: What for?

　　Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

　　布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?

　　杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。

　　布朗：为什么? 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”

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