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　　英语笑话:million miles away

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

　　Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西?

　　证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。