英语笑话:purse or your life

　　At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger(行凶抢劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.

　　What words do you know?

　　Your purse or your life!

　　法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。我只会说几个词，抢劫犯回答。

　　你会说哪几个词?

　　你是要钱还是要命!

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