英语笑话:买帽子 Buying a hat

　　A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. 一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。

　　As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. 她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。

　　Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" 已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她："你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"

　　To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. 但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。

　　Show me some more hats!"多拿一些帽子给我看看!"

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