英语笑话: one on the table

　　A gentleman was invited for dinner.

　　When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."

　　But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.

　　He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

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