英语笑话：work tomorrow

　　A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "

　　Wife to husband: you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss.

　　Husband: piss on him! Wife: you did and he fired you!

　　Husband: fuck him!

　　Wife: I did and you can go back to work tomorrow.

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