英语笑话: passengers in his car

　　I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

　　2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming a nd yelling like the passengers in his car.

　　我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!

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