英语笑话: wanted paychecks

　　Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

　　光总是比声音跑的快点….这就是为嘛有些ѕB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B…

　　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

　　曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

　　If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

　　你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活，那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~

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