英语笑话:兔子的论文1

　　It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

　　这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。

　　Fox: "What are you working on?"

　　狐狸：“你在做什么呢?”

　　Rabbit: "My thesis."

　　兔子：“写我的论文。”

　　Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"

　　狐狸：“唔，是关于什么的?”

　　Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

　　兔子：“噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。”

　　Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

　　狐狸：“你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。”

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